Due to an unexpected cheese emergency, the following protocols have been put into effect.
The Cheese Hotline is a 24/7 emergency service that will dispatch a team of highly trained cheese experts to the scene.
The Cheese Sprinkler System is a network of strategically placed sprinklers filled with a special blend of milk and herbs that will help to calm the cheese.
The Cheese Drones are equipped with high-powered cheese-dispensing lasers that will blanket the affected area with a layer of creamy brie.
For more information on cheese emergency procedures, see our Cheese Protocol 1 page.